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Eat your heart out Bourdain
It’s tough being carless in this town
I had to go pick up something after work in a bustling part of town about 1.2 miles away from a metro station. A bit too far to walk given my time limitations since I had to get there before the shop closed, so I took the bus. I left work, hopped on the metro, transferred on the metro, waited for my bus, rode past my stop, back tracked on foot (because at night, in unfamiliar territory, it’s hard to know where you’re supposed to get off), walked to the shop, <2 minutes to grab the item> caught whichever bus came by first, back on the metro, transferred again, then finally got home.
What an ordeal. In all, it took about 2.5 hours.
Where to eat at Ocean City
Before heading to Ocean City, I read some reviews on the restaurants in the area to put together a list of possible places we could try. Based on my past trips there, I had a general idea of what they offered. Fries, cheesesteaks, pizza, candy, buffets. Beach food, basically. On my list was Seacrets and Fager’s Island. In the end we didn’t go to either of those two places. Instead, it was Denny’s, Phillips Seafood buffet, Blue Fish (Asian), and the boardwalk (Tony’s and Wrappers). It was a learning experience. As in, we learn from our mistakes.
Denny’s – I’d never been to Denny’s before but we wanted breakfast and couldn’t think of someplace else at the time that was within walking distance. The food wasn’t bad but it wasn’t great either. I mean you can’t mess up eggs that badly can you? And it was heavy enough that we lasted through lunch. I wouldn’t mind coming back but I wouldn’t choose to either and I wouldn’t send anyone there. I thought Dirty Harry’s was better.
Phillip’s – Our next place was the seafood buffet. This was my second or maybe third buffet in Ocean City. It was probably the best of the three, but after this experience I think I’m done with the buffets here. It was a lot of food, but not much of it was good.
The boardwalk – We shared a medium sized pizza at Tony’s, which was way filling, especially for 2 people. The service there was lacking, as I had to get my own refill of water and condiments. But hey, it’s the beach. We didn’t come looking for fine dining. The pizza was okay good. As if this wasn’t enough food, we also shared a wrapper at Wrappers. A wrapper is soft pretzal on the outside with various cheeses and fillings on the inside. Sometimes a hotdog. It was surprising for me to find a hotdog sliced in half for the wrapper, seemed kinda’ cheap. I liked the chewy salty soft pretzal outside though.
Blue Fish – You know it’s bad news when the menu offers Japanese, Chinese, and Thai food. The ambience was nice though. Decor-wise it was probably the nicest place we dined at the entire trip.
So where should one eat at Ocean City? Here’s what a local shared with me:
Pizza on the boardwalk – Caruso’s
Pizza – Dough Rollers
Steak and Cheese – Fat Daddy’s
Fries – Thrashers
Soft Serve – Dumsers
Funnel Cake – the place across from Ripley’s Believe it or Not on the boardwalk
Assateague Island
Assateague Island is a quick 30 minute drive from Ocean City. It’s a national park with wild horses (or ponies). They are genetically horses but they’re the size of ponies because they’ve adapted to the harsher environment of the island. There are about 120 horses on the island currently and the theory is, they got there because the locals released them on the island to graze so they wouldn’t be taxed for owning livestock. And they eventually went feral. These horses are beautiful.

And even though they say they’re wild, I think they’re so used to people that they aren’t afraid of going near people. In fact, we saw a group hanging out all around the campers. They probably get treats from the people even though they’re not supposed to.

The beach on Assateague is a lot more secluded than at Ocean City. I think the water was still too cold though. Not many people went in.

There are also many mosquitoes on the island. We took a quick walk around the marsh areas to look for horses and got bitten a few times. We found a horse though!
Beach Weekend!
We’re heading to the beach for the long weekend! I’m looking forward to a change of scenery and relaxation.
On the agenda:
- Assateague Island to see the wild horses.
- Eat. Do I even need to bother mentioning that?
- Visit the beach perhaps. I am going to be at the beach already anyway.
- Enjoy the scenery.
- Maybe go shopping. I know, I know, what’s with the “maybe!?” Well I’m at capacity for clothes storage. I hate to admit it but unless I’m willing to clean out my closet, I have no space for alla mah crap!
Impressions of St. Thomas and the U.S. Virgin Islands
Although we had fun, we both agreed, it’s probably not a place we’d come back to. The main attraction to St. Thomas/St. John were the beautiful clear-watered beaches. Aside from that, the culture was drowned by the tourist-driven businesses. Actually, everything was driven by the cruise ships. The shopping, the food, the transaction based marketing where they just tried to profiteer off the tourists as much as possible. Most of the customer service was half-assed until it came time for payment and tipping. Then suddenly they were trying to be best friends. When we went to Secret Harbour, at the Blue Moon Cafe, the waitstaff not only didn’t refill our water promptly, they averted eye contact when we tried to ask for more water. At Mim’s Seaside Bistro, they offered us still or sparkling water not offering us tap. They bilked us $6 for a half liter bottle of water. At Secret Harbour, when the rain was coming down, we put our items under an unused umbrella on a towel on the sand. While technically, the chairs and umbrellas were $5 each, we figured we weren’t taking up any space from the people there since everyone left as the rain came down. When we returned from snorkeling though, they had closed the umbrella and touched our stuff getting sand all over it. When the taxi’s charge you, it’s not metered. It’s per person depending on where you’re headed. $10 per person to go from Charlotte Amalie to Bolongo Bay for example. At first we tipped every driver and they accepted it. Later towards the end of our trip, we paid our driver exact fare and before we had a chance to reach for some ones to tip, she thanked us and drove away. That’s when we realized at the set per-person rate, tipping isn’t necessary. All in all, I’d say, even though we had fun, there are probably better places to go on a vacation. I wouldn’t recommend going here.
We booked our hotel out to March 31st and our flight April 5th by mistake. We decided to pay an extra $530 to change our flight to return March 31st rather than book extra hotel nights for a longer trip. I think that is telling. Great trip, but we were ready to come home.
If you do choose to go, and I think it is worth it to see the beaches, I wouldn’t stay longer than 3 or 4 nights. That’s enough to check out St. John and some other beaches on St. Thomas. Skip the shopping.
Our last day at the Virgin Islands
We spent our last full day here going back to Secret Harbour beach. It was great. I got to do snorkeling in water where I could touch my feet to the ground and then later found the courage to try in deeper water and try learning to swim and tread water. It was quite adventurous and exciting. I got to see puffer fish, tangs, angel fish, gar, sargeant majors, a barracuda, a trumpet fish, snapper, grouper, yellow tail, purple sea fans, brain coral, orange cup coral, other corals, sea urchins, and a hundred other things. It was really neat seeing them up close in the wild and of so many varying sizes. Half of the adventure was gaining the confidence to try swimming and I made it over 1 minute at a time without any assistance. Once I got into it I couldn’t get enough of it. Even the rain couldn’t stop us. We ended up going back in when the rain was coming down heavily and everyone else fled. We were already wet from the ocean, so what if we got rained on. It was the best rainy day of my life.
Beachin’ at the U.S. Virgin Islands
All of the beaches have clear water. You can see your toes when you stand even neck deep.
Magen’s Bay – Known as one of the top 10 beaches in the world – but we can’t figure out why. Beautiful soft white sand. Can be crowded though. Good for looking, relaxing. Not so much a snorkel location.
Coki Beach – In a shady part of town but it’s fine during the day. Plenty of tourists around but it’s not too crowded.

Great water and I preferred it over Magen’s. Next door is Coral World. Worth checking out. Snorkeling is good.
Bolongo Bay – Bolongo means beautiful. There are free beach chairs here. Either that or they didn’t watch them very well. The beach is calm and shallow.

I could walk pretty far out and still be just waist deep. They have little fishies swimming all around you. And walking around, you can find sea urchins. A nice little beach.
Secret Harbor – Arguably the best beach we we went on during this trip.

The fish were visible just wading out. They were actually pecking our feet and legs. Not vicious though.
Trunk Bay – On St. John’s Island. We took the expensive tour of St. John which was basically a long truck ride, a peasly meal, and then 2 beautiful hours at Trunk Bay. I loved the snorkeling here because I could walk out neck deep and do my own little secure snorkeling. They have plenty of lifeguards. This is supposedly the 2nd best beach in the world. I’m not sure what the rating system is though.

I could’ve spent all day here. For future reference, I’d say, skip the commercial tours, make your own way there. Skip the shopping, skip the touring and head straight for the beach. Any beach. And this is coming from a non-beach person. I think this trip may have changed my mind about beaches altogether.
The Jewelers of St. Thomas
Here’s another caveat emptor should you ever be traveling somewhere they might hawk jewelry to tourists: be careful! Day one out here, we decided would be strictly information gathering. They have so many shops in the city right where the cruise ships dock and tourists are bountiful and they flock to these jewelry shops that draw you in not only with sparkly shiny rocks, but also for the respite from the hot sun. It’s not unbearably hot, but it hits 80-85 and A/C feels great. The first day, I would only ask the prices and walk away. Every shop said “best prices” or “70%-80% Discount” The second day, after talking to other fellow tourists, I learned they were willing to take down at $2500 bracelet down to $1500. Sketchy pricing! So today, I tried my hand at negotiating. I talked a $2000 bracelet down to $1800. Not that I was going to buy it anyway. This evening they had a display table of jewelry at our hotel and I saw on their tags “Made in Hong Kong.” I’m done information gathering. The stuff they sell is junk.

On a brighter note, we’ve gone to two beautiful beaches these past 2 days and have happily settled into this do-nothing vacation. At first, we were kinda’ worried we’d be bored. I mean our last big trip was to Europe and you just can’t compare this trip to Europe. Europe’s full of history and culture. You could stay there for 2 years, let alone 2 weeks and still have more to learn. The Virgin Islands, 2 days and you get the idea. That’s all it took us, 2 days, to settle into this routine of waking up, having some breakfast or lunch or both. Lazily getting ready and then taking a taxi to a beach. Coming back in the afternoon for a quick dip in the hot tub and then getting some drinks in the evening and dinner.
Hello from the Virgin Islands!
Today is our first full day at St. Thomas. The weather is very warm, in the 80s! So nice. We walked around the shopping district today to check out all of the jewelry shops that everyone seems to rave about when they come here. I was tempted at every turn to buy something but decided finally that today is info-gathering only! Already we have eaten at two very delicious restaurants that serve conch. We have been on a conch-finding mission! Dirty Hairy is going to be very angry with us when we return for eating his brethren. They’re so tasty though!

So place number one was Glady’s where we had a vegetable soup and conch in lemon butter.

Place two was Cuzzin’s where we ate conch salad and conch curry. They have this side called fungi and when the waitress at Glady’s asked us if we knew what it was, we said, yes! Mushrooms! She explained that it’s a corn meal mash like polenta with okra. Fungi is delicious.
We just sat around in the hot tub earlier after a nice nap in our room. It is so relaxing here.



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