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Oh L’amour

Leaf — Wed, 19 May 2010 00:58:09 +0000

Atop the Empire State Building, at around 11 PM, as we were gazing out into the city, applause erupted through a small crowd. We had just witnessed a proposal for a lady’s hand in marriage and the acceptance of the …

Alarm clock issues

Leaf — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 08:16:16 +0000

I’ve overslept two mornings this week because my alarm clock wasn’t working right. Last week, my space heater tripped the circuit breaker and I had to reset my alarm clock. Since then, it had been malfunctioning, not setting off in …

Femininity

Leaf — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:17:23 +0000

For the past few weeks my mom and I have been engrossed in a Korean miniseries. It’s your typical stupid waste of time that sucks you in and you keep staying up way past your bedtime only for the storyline …

Subpoenaed

Leaf — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 16:11:08 +0000

Yesterday, I went to the local courthouse because the county summoned me for a case against someone. By the time Mom and I showed up the courtroom was hearing a trial against a guy who was charged with second degree …

Coordinated

Leaf — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 19:57:27 +0000

“Guess what Mom did?” “What?” “She sat on her fingers and smashed them on the chair. Like serious, Chinese ointment-worthy smashing.” “Hahaha!! She sat on her own fingers?!” “Yeah. Dad didn’t say a word. Unfazed.”

Martha Stewart would be proud

Leaf — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 20:42:05 +0000

My college-aged cousins taught me how to make this. Step 1: Buy wine or liquor. Choose one with a pretty bottle. Or any bottle. Step 2: Open the bottle. Step 3: Drink up. Setp 3: Fill empty vessel with H2O. …

I can’t make this stuff up.

Leaf — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 05:02:20 +0000

What street do you live on ma’am? Woodcock Lane. That’s w-o-o-d-c-o-c-k.