A bird pooped on me yesterday. It gave me a minor freakout on the inside. I envision the bird eating an insect or worm of some sort, partially digesting it before letting loose on me. To not scare passersby I calmly reached into my bag, grabbed a tissue and wiped my arm. Really I wanted to scream my head off.
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ahem.
sorry. that sucks.
*chuckles*