Posted on Monday, June 29th, 2009 at 10:48 am
- Sunsations sells crap
- Candy Kitchen sells sweet crap
- There are a gazillion Sunsations and Candy Kitchen’s up and down the beach and they all sell the same crap.
- My inner ear isn’t capable of handling jostling rides anymore.
- If you’re driving down the countryside and you see some signs of civilization (bathrooms), just go, even if you don’t have to go. You’ll regret it if you don’t.
- Don’t bother bringing any reading materials to the beach. The people are entertaining enough and the sun will put you to sleep after a paragraph or so.
- If you have alcohol, a hottub, PvZ and TV, you don’t need games to entertain the group.
- Bring your junkiest clothes. It’s the beach, there’s no fine dining.
- For footwear, all you need are a pair of sneakers (for shopping) and flipflops for everywhere else.
- As the the Chicago Tribune’s Mary Schmich says, “Wear sunscreen.”
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