- Losing mah hair. If I never cleaned it off the bathroom floor, I would’ve had a plush carpet by now.
- Grinding the teeth. I hope they last.
- Feeling skinnyfat. Two flights of stairs leaves me out of breath.
- Sitting on the beltway during rush hour. It’s a mental obstacle course in patience.
- Downing way more caffeinated beverages than my body knows how to handle.
- Sitting through such a long boring meeting that I find myself gulping Starbucks and nodding off at the same time.
- Realizing I made a mistake in leaving my prior job(s).
The Star Trek movie was awesome by the way. Go see it in the theater.
feeling skinnyfat is better than feeling fatfat, right?!