Things that make me feel like ass

  • Losing mah hair. If I never cleaned it off the bathroom floor, I would’ve had a plush carpet by now.
  • Grinding the teeth. I hope they last.
  • Feeling skinnyfat.  Two flights of stairs leaves me out of breath.
  • Sitting on the beltway during rush hour. It’s a mental obstacle course in patience.
  • Downing way more caffeinated beverages than my body knows how to handle.
  • Sitting through such a long boring meeting that I find myself gulping Starbucks and nodding off at the same time.
  • Realizing I made a mistake in leaving my prior job(s).

The Star Trek movie was awesome by the way.  Go see it in the theater.

  1. feeling skinnyfat is better than feeling fatfat, right?! :D

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