• Losing mah hair. If I never cleaned it off the bathroom floor, I would’ve had a plush carpet by now.
• Grinding the teeth. I hope they last.
• Feeling skinnyfat.  Two flights of stairs leaves me out of breath.
• Sitting on the beltway during rush hour. It’s a mental obstacle course in patience.
• Downing way more caffeinated beverages than my body knows how to handle.
• Sitting through such a long boring meeting that I find myself gulping Starbucks and nodding off at the same time.
• Realizing I made a mistake in leaving my prior job(s).

The Star Trek movie was awesome by the way.  Go see it in the theater.