These past four days have felt like July with highs in the 90s. Might I remind you it’s still April!? And as much Claritin as I’ve taken, you’d think I haven’t taken any. All the cars are tinged yellow, just thinking about it makes my eyes water…aaaannd I’m procrastinating. Again. So what else is new? I do research for my Netflix paper by reading about the swine flu. Which, by the way, I feel is more hype than serious. But who knows, maybe I’ve been desensitized to the gubment’s crying wolf at the drop of a hat. Code orange my butt.

I’m leaving my job. Again. My boss is in a bit of a panic about how to handle the things he refuses to learn. For all the times a prior colleague and I have been trying to teach this old dog a not-very-new-trick, he has somehow managed to absorb none of it. I need some more coffee. Should’ve taken home those leftover churros from Ceiba.