A few months after giving the orchids a good ass freezing, I’ve learned a thing or two from my charges.
Listen, that was pretty egregious treatment but we’ll forgive your transgression this time.
They’re not orchids, they’re pansies. 45 degrees was perfect.
We have no knowledge of the previous tenant. We have nothing to do with their disappearance. Keep the water coming though.
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