Today, for dinner, I ate a piece of cow. It was delicious. See? Here it is. Looking very delicious. I should have probably taken the photo of the cooked slab of meat but I forgot and dug in too quickly. I also drank some Merlot with the cow. That made it doubly delicious. I had some roasted sweet onions too. Then I had another glass of Merlot. M-e-r-l-o-t. Ha!! Just kidding about the spelling. I did have two glasses though. And I’m feeling wooooozzeeey! W-o-o-z-t!

I fed the guppies today. They were voracious. Actually, they’re always hungry. As soon as they see the lights come on, they all hover to the right top corner of the fish tank. So well trained. Then afterward, I took a hose and sucked some of the fish poop off the bottom of the tank into a bucket. I watered all the plants with this murky water. Then I dumped the rest out. The plants love the fish tank water and my fish love clean water. Win-win!

The end! yay!