All signs point to shopping

GimpyIt is SOOoooO hard to not shop.

  • I’ve been feeding the guppies every morning and man can they chow down! I only give them a miserable pittance because I don’t want to dirty up the water, plus I noticed that they don’t have much food left. Must ration! And, must SHOP!! I love shopping for our fishies and aquariums. It fills me with a selfless sense of purpose. In other words, I feel less gimme-gimme, while still getting that satisfying feeling of acquiring.
  • Obama’s inauguration means I need to buy the commemorative Metro cards and newspaper. More SHOPPING!
  • There are swimsuit sales everywhere! Who cares if it’s 20 degrees, I can’t swim, and I don’t have any vacation planned in the foreseeable future! SHOP!!
  • I need cough drops! Oooh look, Cheez-it’s are on sale! GIMME!!
  • The vacuum is gimpy. As if I didn’t dislike (despise) vacuuming enough, doing it with a gimpy vacuum is ridiculous. I am literally dragging it around. Must buy an awesome vacuum cleaner! Maybe it’ll make me not dislike it so much for a few weeks.
  1. hahahaha, with all these needs to shop, you’ll have enough to buy your new laptop in no time! :-P

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