Finally, something I’m good at

Step-by-step instructions on how to not complete your finance homework assignment.

  1. Download the assignment files.
  2. Read question number 1, “Estimate the value of a share by forecasting cash flows for the ten years.”
  3. Wha?!?!!
  4. Make a big pot of coffee, it’s going to be a long night.
  5. Blog.
  6. Read other peoples blogs.
  7. Open Excel and attempt to do a 10 year free cash flow chart.  Get stuck.
  8. Laugh at other peoples parents.
  9. Check email.
  10. Check Facebook.
  11. Chat on the phone to complain.
  12. Re-read the question.  Go back to the Excel File.
  13. Pick out wedding dress.
  14. Edit blog entry.
  1. What wedding dress did you pick out? link?

    Good luck with the homework!

  2. No links. I was just wasting time. :)

  3. uh right, what wedding dress?! for who!? o_O your co-worker?! or your near future?! you better not be holding back on me woman!

    ok bad rant.
    promise, won’t happen again.
    :-P

    i love that guy’s gansta grandma post hahahaa

  4. I know! Hehe… btw, there’s also a mydadisafob.com blog. Equally funny. Relax, I look at a lot of random things online. :) Case in point – Sephora.

  5. haha sounds super effective

  6. niiiiice:)
    I think you got an A in Procrastination.

    And some wedding boutique is probably having a sale. You know how she is about sale… who cares if she needs it, there’s money to be “saved!”

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