Abject misery.

I don’t understand finance and I’m trying to take a midterm exam on finance.  It’s so bad that if I hear IRR and NPV in the same sentence, my brain goes into shutdown mode.  That could be why I don’t understand finance.  This weekend, I have:

  • Downed over 10 cups of coffee.  I’m about to make a fresh pot now.
  • Emailed my professor with questions over 10 times.  To the point where he replied: “Both of these questions are things that we have covered in class. I cannot do the exam for you.”  To be fair, I was asking him if my approach/interpretation of the problem was correct, which was probably a bit too much detail.
  • Learned more about finance through Investopedia and the textbook than the professor’s stinkin’ notes and slides.
  • Banged head on keyboard – multiple times.
  • Checked Facebook just to read everyone else’s complaints and make myself feel better.
  • Checked Sephora.com for some Internet-window-shopping therapy.
  • Complained to a certain few people about my predicament.  Every other sentence that comes out of my mouth is, “what the eff?!?!”
  1. I hate when professors can’t teach. I had this ghastly professor for Intermediate II Acctg who had NO REAL WORLD EXPERIENCE.

    I hate Finance too. Good luck with your midterm!

  2. If you can’t do, teach. If you can’t teach, get tenure. :p

  3. ey ey ey. future educator here.
    but yeah…that’s whats wrong with this messed up system. not enough qualified teachers to give a damn cuz the pay sucks. cept college professors… they get paid plenty so they dont have to give a damn.

  4. K-12 teachers rock! *They’re* more qualified to *teach* than most college professors (imho).

  5. Ha! Yeah, sorry K. I’m referring to professors. Professors are often doing other things like researching and writing articles that they forget they have a TEACHING job. Even when I struggled in K-12 (and I DID!), I never felt so clueless that I didn’t even know what questions to ask. It wasn’t until college and beyond that I’ve ever felt this level of lost beyond hope. Like I ask this dude a question and his explanation just loses me even more!

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