Last night, I pigged out until 8:56PM thereabouts because the night before your check up, you’re not supposed to eat after 9:00PM. Then today, I nearly passed out after getting my blood drawn because I am the biggest chicken. I know. Yes. But she poked me twice!! To fill 3 vials!!! And that was when I had to lie down – caught two of the vials and a needle out of my peripheral vision and realized this was no simple 1 vialer. Geez louise I suck. PSA – Down water before a blood draw. I was not bleeding very much at all (according to the vampire) which made the whole process turn into an eternity. I’m guessing that’s why she took two passes.

After, I went to Trader Joe’s and picked up nine boxes of cereal. Right-o. I kid you not, I have broken my previous record of seven or eight boxes in one trip. You don’t know how awesome that makes me feel right now. It’s like the lollipop at the end of the torture, but awesomer.