I am a sucker for this stuff.

I went and got this jar of night cream which I probably don’t need, just so I could get free eye makeup.

Even though I don’t need more of that either.
I should probably explain myself. I realize it would’ve made more sense for me to just get the eye makeup and be done with it. But since I don’t need more eye makeup, for me to outright purchase more of it would be stupid. This way, I didn’t really buy the eye makeup. They gave it to me. They foisted this unneeded product upon me. This is so much less stupid and makes so much more sense, because now I have the night cream I didn’t really need plus the eye makeup I really didn’t need either. And yet I’m reveling in my shopping bonanza. My itch – it is scratched.
“This is so much less stupid and makes so much more sense, because now I have the night cream I didn’t really need plus the eye makeup I really didn’t need either.”