Taking pictures of animals is rather tricky, especially when they’re mostly in the water and you’re mostly not. So you end up getting snubbed by them. A lot. And yes, they may have cute butts, but it’s ridiculous when all you get are their hineys.

Interesting tidbit about poisonous frogs: they’re not poisonous in captivity because they get their poison from eating poisonous bugs in the wild.

Hey lady, get lost.

This silver arrowana would give me the middle finger if he had one.

See, I don’t mind getting the lionfish butt. Its tail is see-through and polka-dotty and rather pretty. I kinda’ like this end. I win!

If you got it, flaunt it.

I can’t find his head or butt. What a funky looking creature, the nautilus.