This website. Yup. A whole url dedicated to moi. I can actually feel the diameter of my head expanding ever larger. Now I’m going to tell a story about me. *flashback* A long time ago… *not that long!* - I had a webpage. I didn’t have the patience or knowledge about all that website designing nonsense. Remember Dreamweaver? Yeah, well, me neither. So I put up a bunch of pictures and didn’t do anything with it. It was pink though.

Anyway, now it’s easy. Sorta. I send an email to my giftor who fixes all my stuff and rues the day this was ever bestowed upon me. Too late. Muahaha! Next, on the agenda: Overtaking the world. Lunch first though.