The first day of Winter. Officially. According to the officials. Lately, with the short days and cold temps, it’s been so hard getting up in the mornings. It takes me FOREVER! My covers are warm, it’s still dark outside, and I just want to sleep until the groundhog emerges to tell us we’re not going to get anymore long winters due to global warming. Thankfully, after today, I might slowly start to get more UV rays, which I’m in dire need of. Just ask my missing Australian tan line. Right. You can’t because it’s gone. I’ll be talking about Australia forever by the way, until I take another vacation, which means for-never. That didn’t make any sense. Boys and girls, this is what happens when you deprive your body of sunlight. Sun is what keeps us from sounding sikotic. Did I mention Australia was expensive? I’m so glad I went though because I’m sure it’s much more expensive now that the Washingtons ain’t worth a loon. Wait, how did I get here? Oh yeah, my disappearing tan line. It’s completely gone! No trace that I was ever even near the ozone hole! I miss it. The Sun I mean. Well, Australia too but the Sun more.

But this is good, I mean I’m still relatively intact. I would like to thank Chex mix and coffee for getting me through these dark days of my life.