leafing through

So yesterday, we took Bible-thumper out to Bertucci’s for lunch. He just finished grad school. Then during conversation, Stick-Up-Ass started on about how Asians eat dogs and cats and how he never orders anything but shrimp at Chinese restaurants because they’re all suspiciously located by veterinarian offices. He’s afraid that’s where Chinese restaurants get their meat. I was like, “Stick-Up-Ass, that’s so IGNORANT!” He also asked me about the craziest animals I’ve ever eaten. Hey, it’s cool to talk about it when we’re all just acknowledging how I could totally win Fear Factor eating some (not really) “out-there” stuff, but he’s sitting there generalizing about how barbaric Asians are for eating dogs and cats like he was a vegetarian. Oh by the way, he says chickens, pigs, and cows are just animals, they don’t have feelings like dogs and cats. Can I go bang my head on the wall now or do I wait til after lunch? Cripes, that boy is misdirected.