Coworker #1: Lawyers are greedy.

Me: What happened?

1: I called my lawyer to ask a question about the child support and she charged me $36 for a 6 minute phone call.  And she didn’t even call me back with an answer!

Me: What?! 

1: That’s why lawyers have a bad name.  They’re greedy.

Coworker 2: Yeah.

Me: I’m so disenchanted.  I’m starting to rethink my assessment that most people are decent and good.  I just don’t know anymore.  I don’t think I’m a good judge of character.

2: Don’t say that.  You haven’t met everyone in the world yet have you? 

1: Hahaha.  

Me: I’m serious.  Maybe I need to set my bar lower so I’m not disappointed.  But see, I always say that and then get disappointed anyway because I don’t really do that.  I can’t help it. 

1: Well, I’m nice.

Me: hahaha :p