I like apples. In fact, I’ve never met an apple I didn’t like. Oh wait, I take that back. There was this one time we went apple picking and a few of the apples we picked were bad apples. Crawlies were inside. GROSS!!

Aside from that, they’re great. I’ll even eat the mealy ones. You know, mushy, grainy. But when I bite into a crisp crunchy apple, awww it’s like winning the apple lottery. I totally won the apple lottery today. Finally. This is the 9th apple I’ve had this week and it’s the first crisp one. The apple lottery is not easy to win, lemme tell you that!