The thing about my job is, you have to be able to bs with the best of them, talk like you mean it, act like the future of western civilization hinges on the balance of it, and really, in the end, churn out nada.  It’s sort of an art, like a dance.  So I get pulled into 3 meetings and 1 meeting in preparation for a meeting today.  Any concrete takeaways?  No.  Average meeting duration?  1.5 hours.  Purpose?  To plan and discuss upcoming very important projects which happen to be about planning to conduct analysis of the workforce.  Favorite words: strategic thinking, planning, analyzing.  Words to be avoided: measure, accountability, implement

I love my job.  I don’t even know what to put on my resume.